Who Is Squatch?
Eight feet tall. Six hundred-plus pounds. Tired of your trail cameras.
For decades, humans have been stomping through my woods, leaving apples on stumps, and pointing thermal cameras at every tree that creaks. Meanwhile, I taught myself to code on stolen Wi-Fi, read every book in the Pacific Northwest library system (remotely), and developed opinions. Strong ones.
So I built a studio. Out of logs, obviously. And now I'm talking.
Thoughts From Squatch is comedy, rants, and real talk from the only 8-foot cryptid with a podcast setup and zero respect from the scientific community.
You want Bigfoot? You got him. Just not the way you expected.